You heard it here first...

Remember that new video project? It's really going to happen. Several minutes were filmed last August and filming (and casting) will resume this summer. Know anyone who wants to be a library film star? Contact: alfajardo@stkate.edu

We still need a professor, groups of students, and extras. This could be YOUR line:
Professor: I heard that St. Kate's has a really great library that everyone can use -- even adjunct faculty like me!